Memorable Quotes from the TV Show DALLAS
•December 8, 2006 • Leave a CommentJR Ewing: Don’t forgive and never forget; Do unto others before they do unto you; and third and most importantly, keep your eye on your friends, because your enemies will take care of themselves.
J.R.: Barnes just broke the cardinal rule in politics: never get caught in bed with a dead woman or a live man.
JR Ewing: Ray never was comfortable eating with the family; we do use knives and forks.
JR Ewing: Lots of men have tried to run roughshod over me. You can visit them in the cemetery.
JR Ewing: The world is littered with the bodies of people that tried to stick it to ole J.R. Ewing.
JR Ewing: So, you just remember who you’re working for, keep a civil tongue in your head, and try to answer my questions with a bit of civility.
JR Ewing: You know, Sue Ellen, I do believe you’re going ninety miles an hour toward a nervous breakdown. We’re going to have to do something about your ravings.
JR Ewing: Go to bed Sue Ellen, there’s nothing uglier than a woman who can’t handle her liquor!
JR Ewing: I wouldn’t give you the dust off my car.
JR Ewing: Don’t worry about her; the good Lord has ways of looking after drunks like her!
JR Ewing: Sue Ellen, you’re a drunk, a tramp, and an unfit mother.
JR Ewing: That’s O.K. honey, Bobby doesn’t have a capacity to forgive and forget like I do. That’s a shame, damn shame.
JR Ewing: [to Marilee Stone] By the way honey, your a little too old to be running around without your clothes on.
JR Ewing: Marilee, if you don’t hurry, someone else is gonna get your street corner.
JR Ewing: All that matters is winning.
JR Ewing: Oh Barnes, you just get dumber and dumber every day.
JR Ewing: [to Lucy] Say, why don’t you have that junior plastic surgeon you married design you a new face: one without a mouth!
JR Ewing: [to Ray Krebbs] Boy, you’re just one dumb ole cowboy, ain’t you?
JR Ewing: Cliff, sharpen up your ice skates it’s gonna be a long winter.
JR Ewing: A marriage is like a salad: the man has to know how to keep his tomatoes on the top.
JR Ewing: Anything worth having is worth going for-all the way.
JR Ewing: Don’t forgive and never forget; Do unto others before they do unto you; and third and most importantly, keep your eye on your friends, because your enemies will take care of themselves.
JR Ewing: Sue Ellen, you’re not a wife, you’re not a mother, and you sure as hell are not a Ewing!
JR Ewing: [to Sue Ellen] Well, I’ll be damned if you can come in here any time you want and use me like some stud-service!
Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing: If you do anything to hurt that young man, you are going to wake up one morning and find out you no longer have a wife, even in name only… and you will no longer have a son. So no threats J.R or I will end this mockery we call a marriage once and for all.
Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing: You and I will not live as man and wife. From now on, it’s seperate bedrooms and seperate lives.
Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing: [to JR] Nothing brings out the best in you like other people’s unhappiness.
Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing: There’s nothing in this world Jock wants more than a grandson; I haven’t given him one because of your disinterest in me. She’s pregnant. Little brother Bobby and that Barnes girl are going to have a baby named Ewing. Maybe a boy! Think about that!
Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing: I’m really not an alchoholic.
Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing: I am what you made me.
Pamela Ewing: Your family’s gonna throw me off the ranch.
Pamela Ewing: Power, money, and control mean nothing to me. I want a nice, ordinary life with my husband.
JR Ewing: Well, last night we went to the Oil Baron’s and we ran into that termite brother of yours!
Pamela Ewing: Are you talking to me?
JR Ewing: Anyone else in here gotta termite for a brother?
Clayton Farlow: There’s gonna be hell to pay.
JR Ewing: Well, hello Clayton. Come to take mama out?
Clayton Farlow: Yes, we’re going out to dinner.
Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing: She’ll be down in a minute. Oh, excuse me. Clayton Farlow, Roy Ralston.
Roy Ralston: How do you do?
Clayton Farlow: Oh yeah, you’re the fellow that has the talk show J.R.’s been on.
Roy Ralston: Yes I do. I’m sure you share my enthusiasm for J.R.’s appearances on my show.
Clayton Farlow: Not really.
Roy Ralston: Well, J.R.’s becoming the champion of the underdog. “I have a feeling he’ll be leaving for Washington right after the next election.
Clayton Farlow: Well, Dallas’s gain’ll be Washington’s loss!
Eleanor Southworth Ewing Farlow #1: Clayton, I’m so sorry I kept you waiting.
JR Ewing: No more than we are, mama.
Sly Lovegren: …Maybe Cliff just put two and two together.
JR Ewing: If Barnes put two and two together, he’d get three.
JR Ewing: [to Sue Ellen] Don’t flatter yourself, honey. You’re just another Ewing possession. Like an oil lease, you’re easily disposable.
Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing: If you took all the people J.R. trampled on to get to where he is today and lined them up, they’d stretch from one end of Texas to the other.
[repeated line]
JR Ewing: You wouldn’t be trying to blackmail old J.R., would you?
Cliff Barnes: [J.R. had called Ray a half-breed just before finding out James Beaumont was his son] Well, here you are talking about half-breeds and in walks one of yours.
[to Cally]
Cliff Barnes: Oh, don’t be surprised, honey. I’m sure he’s knocked up at least half the women in Texas.
John Ross ‘Jock’ Ewing, Sr.: [to Bobby Ewing] If I did give you power then you’ve got nothing. Nobody gives you power. Real power is something you take.
John Ross ‘Jock’ Ewing, Sr.: [to Pamela] Young lady, you’ve heard his side all your life. It’s about time you heard the truth. I put that claim in my name to keep him from gambling his half away.
Willard ‘Digger’ Barnes #1: You didn’t leave me nothing.
John Ross ‘Jock’ Ewing, Sr.: I come back to the claim. He’s drunk. He looks at the paper, sees my name, jumps me, tries to tear my eyes out. I was gonna give half of the money.
Pamela Ewing: Stop it. I can’t stand this.
John Ross ‘Jock’ Ewing, Sr.: How can he stand himself? Been a loser every day of his life. Couldn’t even kill me the time he tried.
Eleanor Southworth Ewing Farlow #1: That’s enough, Jock!
Clayton Farlow: [to J.R] Look, you refugee from from a stud farm, don’t push your luck!
Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing: Which slut are you going to stay with tonight, J.R.?
JR Ewing: Whoever it is has got to be more interesting than the slut I’m looking at right now.
Don Lockwood: [to JR] Sue Ellen would have had a normal life if it weren’t for two big mistakes… She married you twice.
Clayton Farlow: [to Bobby] I don’t why she would have any problem with your family. Outside of JR, everyone is pretty normal.
John Ross Ewing #2: So are you gonna marry my mom, or what?
Don Lockwood: [clears throat] Ah… actually… no. Does that make you feel better?
John Ross Ewing #2: Lots!
Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing: John Ross, what is wrong with you?
John Ross Ewing #2: It took me a long time to whip Dad’s new wife into shape. Cally was hard work. I’m not in the mood for another big job.
Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing: I want you to apologize right now!
John Ross Ewing #2: You’re the one who asked me what’s wrong.
Don Lockwood: It’s OK, Sue Ellen.
Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing: No, it’s not OK. He’s being incredibly rude.
John Ross Ewing #2: What do you expect? How do you talk to a guy who’s never played baseball?
Don Lockwood: Well, I played cricket. Does that count?
John Ross Ewing #2: Any sport named after an insect has gotta be lame.
Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing: That’s enough!
John Ross Ewing #2: Why can’t you find someone like Uncle Cliff? At least he doesn’t say “toMAHtos”. I mean… can’t you find a boyfriend who speaks English?
Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing: You go wait for me in the lounge. Come on! Up! Go on!
[John Ross leaves]
Don Lockwood: I kind of liked his line about cricket.
Lucy Ewing Cooper: [to Pamela] This is supposed to be my birthday party. Grandma is making out the invitation list. Sue Ellen is gonna hire some old-fogy band. And J.R.’s gonna use it for one of his big deals. And now you’re gonna buy my clothes. I HATE THIS FAMILY!
Lucy Ewing Cooper: Why won’t any of you listen to me?
J.R.: Sue Ellen, shouldn’t you get some sleep? You know how haggard you look in the morning without your full eight hours.
John Ross ‘Jock’ Ewing, Sr.: I *am* Takapa!
JR Ewing: [referring to Pam] I asked her how much she’d take.
John Ross ‘Jock’ Ewing, Sr.: You did what?
JR Ewing: I tried to pay her off.
John Ross ‘Jock’ Ewing, Sr.: You jackass.
JR Ewing: You’re a drunk!
Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing: The Joan of Arc would be a drunk too if she was married to you.
Bobby Ewing: Good morning.
Eleanor Southworth Ewing Farlow #1: Junior, you were born old
JR Ewing: [to Lucy] Lost another one, did you, sugar? Hell, I got to hand it to you, you sure can pick them. A pansy, a crook, and an up-and-coming pauper. You are a veritable magnet for losers and failures.
Celtics Leading Atlantic Division
•November 29, 2006 • Leave a Commentthose who know me know that i am a die-hard celtics fan… so its quite a surprise that i havent blogged anything about them since i started this blog… well frankly, there was nothing to write about… on a season that they dedicated to the late Red Auerbach, they are simply awful
i was checking out nba.com a few minutes ago and realized something… those freaking celtics are in 1st place!! the nets lost today dropping their record to 5-9 so as of this moment, the 5-8 celtics are leading the atlantic! talk about pathetic… geez…
Nate Robinson Stuffs the Rock Down Yao Ming’s Throat
•November 22, 2006 • Leave a Comment
for the uninformed, nate robinson is generously listed at 5′9 while yao ming is 7′6
Tom & Jerry Cartoons
•November 22, 2006 • Leave a Commentthis is what’s been keeping me up all night the past few days… they were my favorite growing up and they still are 
will this guy go to heaven?
•November 12, 2006 • 2 Comments(picture was taken down upon request)
there’s this guy who has attended our church service every single sunday for the past 5 years… but every week, this is what he does (see picture above)… i mean the guy literally dozes off 2 minutes after he sets his fat butt on the pew and doesn’t wake up till after the choir sings amen… i’m trying to figure out which is the bigger sin? doing this or not attending church at all…
being a dad for one afternoon
•November 11, 2006 • Leave a Comment
i had to take my 3 year old niece to school yesterday… it wasnt the 1st time i brought her to school but it was the 1st time that i brought her to school without her mom or her yaya accompanying us… i’ve never had to do any of the stuff i had to do yesterday like bringing her to the bathroom, feeding her and making sure she chewed her food slowly… all this stuff is new to me… yet, i think i did a pretty good job i sure did enjoy spending those few hours with her
pls pray for my uncle benjie
•November 10, 2006 • Leave a Commenti just heard from my mom a few minutes ago that my uncle benjie fractured his spine as a result of a bad fall he had earlier this morning… i dont think he’ll be needing surgery but he would have to be fitted with a steel brace to immobilize his spine for the next 6 months… i can imagine the tremendous pain he must be in right now… i hope all of you will include him in your prayers
darksoul signing in (disclaimer)
•November 10, 2006 • Leave a Commentthis is my personal blog so lets get one thing out the way with this disclaimer…
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